Then there's this asshole

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

achievementt-teeth:

Happy Birthday Achievement Hunter

theshurley:

Based off Let’s Play GTA V - Heist, and Parks and Recreation

I can’t gif, but if someone could gif this, I would be eternally grateful.

88,568 plays

demosexual:

i did it

matthulksmash:

bacon-dragon:

moshsquats:

david spade just trying not to lose it.

Funniest sketch in SNL history

Like… that’s not even an opinion. That’s a fact. It’s on the top of every list.

matthulksmash:

bacon-dragon:

moshsquats:

david spade just trying not to lose it.

Funniest sketch in SNL history

Like… that’s not even an opinion. That’s a fact. It’s on the top of every list.

Happy 27th birthday to Michael Jones!  🎂

achievementhvnter:

Happy Hour #1: “Gav, Geoff and Griffon embark on a drunken journey that spans the better part of a decade.” 

raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby